ponweiwest:

that one person that is friends with all your friends but you know they don’t like you for some reason

Reblog if you want an extremely sexual message in your ask.

(Source: satans-testicle)

Anonymous sent: is your whole "whee im sober on 4/20, cause im lonely, but oooh i really have a crush on this guy" thing about your current boyfriend?

Naaaahhhh. Why do you ask? Haha. My current boyfriend actually plays so many video games that I can’t count and I wasn’t even talking to him on 4/20.

my-chemical-insanity sent: aww shit nigga i got so many skeeto bites

I didn’t cause I has sweatshirt kekekeke

aliciasimmons:

fat-frank:

ieroplaceable:

help

how do you get a famous blog to follow you

give them a blowjob

swallow 4 follow

mcsingle:

theultimatepussydestroyer:

theyellovvbrickroad:

if a girl has pubes hit that bitch across the face and tell her no

^hi im a major dick and i think i can tell girls how they want to present and take care of themselves 

theultimatepussydestroyer is a true feminist

(Source: theyellowbrickroad)

caddyl:

what if we took dave

and pushed him onto jake　

YESSSSKDFSIJVNKSJFNJAN I love them so much I MUST read them again but I read them on Pockyrocker.com and the site iis gone for a while so I need to borrow the director’s cut from Jess sometime BLAGH

I bought the book at barnes n noble BUT I DONT KNOW WHERE IT IS. You should. I just…. it was my childhood ;____; <3 I had a biiiiiiggggg crush on nny hehehe<3

forallthederping sent: Yessssssss jthm blogging

SOMEONE REBLOGGED IT AND NOW I JUST WANT TO READ IT AGAIN SOB

Noot I love you, come fangasm to the awesome<3

I’m so happy, everything is perfect right now<3